Zeus and Hera Strikes in a Bangladeshi Wedding

Sadman Sakib Fuad
2 min readMar 3, 2021

Have you heard of the mess that Zeus and Hera created on Olympus? The same thing would happen if the hero and heroine of Greek mythology coincidently landed on a Bangladeshi wedding. Spoiler alert! this wedding can turn into a funeral.

But how is it possible! Wait don’t you know the character of Zeus. He is always after girls. So, there is a 99.9% possibility that he would fall for the bride. He deserves that .01 percent benefit of the doubt from you though. But the audacity of Zeus would surely make Hera furious.

Again, with that sheer jealousy, she will get perplexed and utter war three times. The Kazi will bear the witness of it. This war might get interesting but the problem is that they need modern weapons too. The previous ones are outdated now and without modern arms, battles are not fun.

But I forgot that they are Gods! So, Hera can easily borrow Jong-un’s button and Zeus would go to trump. Probably this time Zeus will lose the battle. But does that actually matter? No matter what, in the collision of these two, the bride and the groom will not get the real pleasure. And might die too.

I mean the bride will surely die as Zeus has fallen for/on her. I mean I do not get the logic of Hera. Your husband is a pervert why don’t you fix him. Also, the more important question is why are you after another woman’s life. She did not do anything. No constitution has declared pretty looks crime.

I mean that’s unnecessary. You should fix your husband first because I think you have taken that .01 percent benefit of the doubt too seriously. So, fix your husband, rather than destroying another woman’s life. I mean Zeus and Hera seriously get a life and avoid weddings especially.

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Sadman Sakib Fuad

Love Impossible Possibilities, A fan of Literature but a student of Linguistics